The flag will be at half staff on [insert date] from 8:00 am to [insert time] in memory of [insert name], [insert position and rank] with [insert number] years of service.It appears that the longer one worked here, and the higher the rank, the longer the flag is left at half-mast. The process of assigning different castes to different deceased employees is grotesquely insulting to the memories and survivors of those who have died.
My friend, BenS, says he knows his former colleagues will celebrate when he dies, and so he would like the university to lower the flag in his memory now, while he is still alive, so that he can participate in the celebrations.
When I retire, I want my employer to dedicate a urinal in the Socionomology Department to my memory (but, like Ben, I'd rather hold a dedication ceremony now, while I am alive, so I can enjoy it, too). It turns out that the concept of "The John Palmer Memorial Urinal" is neither unique nor original.




